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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing
one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education